Tuesday, January 17, 2006

My shiny silver alarm clock

I have the most handsome, sleek, shiny, silver alarm clock. While it is fabulously attractive and I lurve it, it IS an alarm clock -- so inherently, it has cons. Even though it's special. I mean, does YOUR alarm clock gently yet insistently nudge you awake every morning between 6:30-7 with a wet nose and crazy whiskers in all your facial orifaces? Does it? Does it purr ever-so-loudly and happily in your ear, as its juicy nose rests on your eardrum? I think NOT.

But I have to give it credit where credit is due; it does NOT let me oversleep. No way. At the risk of personal harm, my alarm clock does. not. give. up. Evah.

Meet my alarm clock:

He is always serene and modest once the task has been accomplished. Well, after the canned catfood is all gone. And he has bathed. Right about the time I'm leaving for work, and he's tripping me on my way out the door....

See? Aren't you jealous? Don't you wish you had one?? Except... on the weekends......... it pretty much sucks.


Crazy MomCat said...

Your alarm clock weighs too much for me. The last time I was there, it tried to sleep on my head and I thought I might have permanent neck damage.

So, yeah, enjoy that (giggle). My alarm clocks usually squeal through a baby monitor at me. It's not that pleasant either.


Hope said...

What a pretty kitty!

My dog wakes me up at the same time every day too, though I can go back to bed after I feed him and let him do his business so it's not TOO bad on the weekends.

Crazy MomCat said...

I just realized that I sounded like I was dissing Jessito! No, I love Jessito...I was just joking. He's one cool cat! Now, my cat...sigh...that's another story.

Crazy MomCat said...

(first word on Dipu's site)

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(now see babs' site)